Humpty Dumpty

So, I need a desk. I go to an ikea like place and buy one oh a big glass top. I didn't realize , or I should say, I  didn't think about having to put it together. I really did give it m best try, but when I picked up the glass part to put it on top, it shattered

Into at least a million pieces. I tried to salvage the filing cabinet part, but even that I could not do. Only men can do those type of things...I am just facing the fact that I cannot.